Truth and lies from Oshima Yuko.

I hear it’s going to rain today. (This is a lie)

I’m waiting at your house, cooking some food. (This is a lie)

Oh, there’s a burglar in your house! (This is a lie)

I want you to sink your teeth into the TV on TBS at 20:57* (This is true)

#ヤメゴク [Yamegoku]

* I’m a day late with this as Yamegoku was actually on yesterday, but whatever.

今日は雨が降るそうです。(嘘です)

あなたのおうちで料理作って待ってます。(嘘です)

あ、おうちに空き巣が！(嘘です)

TBSにして20:57にテレビにかじりついていてほしいのです(本当です)#ヤメゴク pic.twitter.com/MvpmQts9Lk

— 大島優子 (@Oshima__Yuko) April 16, 2015